I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
this is me
of course chris is like nine, all serious and businisslike
david is like ten, all freaking out panic what even is car
and matt like eleven, driving off the tracks like a toddler on a sugar rush
(Source: dani-in-the-tardis)
“I have been lucky, of course. Like, last year, if I went out, I’d have to fight to chat someone up. This year, I look exactly the same, which is really scruffy, and yet lots of people seem to have just changed their minds and decided I’m really sexy.”
(Source: safesandsound)
My Dad said that if I get 2,000,000,000,000,000 notes I’ll get out of the Cage!
……………wait. Is that even possible…
FOR SATAN
I don’t think 2 quadrillion people on this planet
they specified 2 quadrillion notes not people. so let’s do the math. there are 102 million blogs on tumblr. if everyone reblogged this at least 19,607.84 times we would get to the designated number of notes.
WE’RE GETTIN SATAN BACK BITCHES
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
(Source: aserbianfilm)
you won the internet with this one my friend
(Source: ishipmyselfwithoxygen)
((Why doesn’t this have more notes? The looks of all the different cultures is so beautiful.
(Source: my-sweet-sansrival)
(Source: parksandspn)
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
YES







